I PLEDGE...

In response to the I Pledge video produced by Demi and Ashton that demands "service" to our President and his agenda I've written my own I Pledge (of course, there are no Hollywood superstars and no "freaks" so the element of drama may be a little less but I can assure you my Pledge will not make you quesy (other than the reference to diapers)!

I PLEDGE...

...allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, one nation under God
...to raise my children in a home based on Christian values
...to expose my children to a variety of experiences
...to protect my children from immorality and deceit

I PLEDGE...

...to establish rules and consequences
...to teach my children personal responsibility
...to nag when people don't flush after #1 or #2
...to recycle grocery bags by using them for stinky diapers and soiled clothes

I PLEDGE...

...to never use "the environment" as an excuse for my personal agenda
...to never support a cause whose goal is to increase Government
...to not sacrifice my salvation, my morals or my integrity
...to pay my taxes and demand transparency in return

I PLEDGE...

...to love my Jesus, my husband, my children and my country
...to serve only God
...to vote with conviction
...to eat red meat; and
...to never spend one cent of my hard-earned money on a Demi Moore production!